Confession Time

Okay, it bothers me when I see people under the age of 22 get married.

And maybe I judge them.

And maybe I think they're are complete morons for doing so.

And maybe I think their marriage is doomed for divorce.

And maybe I am a bit jealous... but I don't think so.

I'm not alone.

This is from Post Secret. I think who ever wrote it must live in Utah Valley.

Seriously.

"You said I must eat so many lemons because I am so bitter." Kate Nash

Someone asked me yesterday if I knew of any guys that I've had the thought, "Whoever marries that guy is a lucky girl." No one came to mind. Then that person clarified and said I didn't have to be attracted to this guy just a good guy that I thought that about. And still I couldn't think of anyone.

This brought me to the conclusion that I might be a little bit bitter toward the male sex.

What is love....

My roommates and I compiled a list of clues to let you know if you are in love or at least in like with someone. Here you go:

1. You prefer his company to chocolate.
2. You do not mind that he is a libertarian.
3. You do not cringe when you see his name on the caller I.D.
4. You laugh at all of his jokes, even when you know they are not funny.
5. You find yourself interested in a sport that you never cared about before, because he likes it.
6. You find yourself staring at his lips.
7. You go to places where you think he will be.
8. When you see a couple kiss on campus you think if only that were me and (insert name here).
9. You talk about (insert name here) more than your roommates can handle.
10. You do not mind his receding hairline (or lack of hair).
11. You overlook his cargo pants (love is blind).
12. You are really good at pretending you are "actually" interested in his mission stories.
13. You ditch your girl or guy friends that you had plans with to spend time with him or her (and it's okay because they understand).
14. You fall for his "pick up lines."
15. You ignore other people in the room.

Any more you want to add to the list? Leave them in a comment.

I hate pictures like these...

I understand that you're trying to make a heart and have a cute picture but that is the sign for vagina. Is that really what you want people to be thinking about when they look at the picture? It isn't what I want to be thinking about.

Hypocrite!

I have heard many, many times that boys like it when a girl will take the initiative and ask them on a date.  I have polled many of my guy friends and they all agree that they like having the tables turned from time to time.  I would like to call out every guy who has ever said this....

You guys are hypocrites!

Guys actually don't like being asked out by girls.  Well, maybe they do if the girl looks like Angelina Jolie, has the intellect of a brick and loves giving back rubs.  They don't want all of us normal ladies asking them out.  

Girls - don't ask boys on dates, don't make them dinner or a plate of cookies if you're not dating, and don't call or text them if they're not calling or texting you.  Definitely do demand that they take you on a real date, not a hang out at your house where you end up watching movies all the time.

Can I get your number?

Why do boys ask you for your phone number and then not call you?